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Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Lineage: Garlic Grove 55 x The Menthol.

Mafia Funeral is a potent, high-THC hybrid strain often categorized as a Sativa-dominant or balanced hybrid, known for a paradoxical mix of intense euphoria and relaxing physical effects. The high hits quickly with a “high-flying euphoria” that settles into a creative, sociable, and eventually relaxing “velvet hug” for the body. It is often described as a “stoney” but lucid experience.

Velvet Pie (Ripperz cut) is part of that modern “dessert strain” wave—rich, sweet, and heavy on flavor—but it still hits with a balanced, functional high.

?? Genetics & Type
Typically a balanced hybrid (50/50)
Common lineage: Velvet Cookies × Black Cherry Pie
Usually tests around 20–24% THC, sometimes higher depending on grow

Ripperz cuts tend to lean into bag appeal and terpene richness, so expect a loud, well-selected phenotype.

?? Flavor & Aroma (this is where it shines)

Velvet Pie is very “dessert-forward”:

Sweet cherry + berry syrup
Creamy, pastry/vanilla notes
Slight spice or cinnamon
Light gassy/skunky backend

Think: cherry pie filling with a creamy dough crust and a little gas.

?? Effects

This strain is known for a smooth, creeping high:

Starts with a light cerebral uplift (happy, social, talkative)
Settles into a relaxed body buzz without heavy couchlock
Keeps you functional at moderate doses

Overall vibe:
?? Chill, euphoric, and slightly hazy—but not overwhelming.

?? Common Uses

People often reach for Velvet Pie for:

Stress or anxiety relief
Mood boost / mild depression
Body tension or aches
Social or creative sessions

Strawberry Banana Sherbet (Triple Crown) is a fruity, dessert-style hybrid that hits smoother than it smells—but can creep into a pretty heavy, relaxing high if you’re not careful.

???? Genetics & Type

Indica-dominant hybrid (~70/30)

Cross of Strawberry Banana × Banana Sherbet

Usually high potency (around 22–26% THC) depending on batch

Triple Crown (Wyvern Botanicals) tends to grow dense, terp-heavy flower, so their version usually leans flavorful and fairly strong.

?? Flavor & Smell
This strain is all about that sweet dessert terp profile:

Fresh strawberry + mixed berries

Creamy banana / smoothie vibe

Slight earthy or spicy backend

Overall taste:
?? Strawberry milkshake + banana cream with a light earthy finish

?? Effects (what it actually feels like)
This one comes on in stages:
Early high:

Euphoric, mood boost

Slightly energetic / talkative

Later high:

Warm body relaxation

Heavy, mellow feel if you smoke more

Can turn into couchlock at higher doses

?? It’s a creeper—starts light, then builds into a heavier body buzz.

Somali Taxi Ride from Triple Crown is a lively sativa-leaning hybrid known for its energetic vibe and complex, exotic terpene profile. This strain brings together bright citrus, herbal spice, and a slightly earthy backbone for a bold and memorable aroma.

The buds are typically medium-dense with vibrant green coloration, wispy orange hairs, and a generous coating of trichomes. When broken up, it releases a sharp, zesty scent with hints of pepper and sweet herbal notes.

Effects:
Expect an uplifting, fast-acting cerebral buzz that promotes focus, creativity, and a sense of mental clarity. It’s a great daytime strain that can keep you motivated without feeling too heavy or foggy.

Common Uses:

Energy and focus
Mood elevation
Creative or social activities

Flavor Profile:
Citrus • Herbal • Spicy • Light earthy finish

A great pick for those who enjoy bright, stimulating strains with a flavorful, slightly spicy edge

Triple Crown’s version of the MTF strain (Matanuska Thunder Fuck) is a sativa-dominant hybrid known for its distinct Alaskan lineage. This variety is often recognized for its unique characteristics and historical background.

Triple Crown Watermelon Gummies are a tasty, fruit-forward edible option that delivers consistent dosing with a refreshing burst of juicy watermelon flavor. These gummies are soft, chewy, and coated with a light sugar finish for an extra touch of sweetness.

Flavor Profile:
Juicy watermelon • Sweet • Slightly tangy

Effects:
Expect a smooth, long-lasting experience compared to flower. Effects typically begin with a gentle mood lift and can build into full-body relaxation over time. Great for unwinding, stress relief, or just kicking back.

Common Uses:

Stress relief
Relaxation
Mood enhancement
Discreet consumption

Onset & Duration:
Edibles can take anywhere from 30–90 minutes to kick in, with effects lasting several hours depending on dosage and tolerance.

Dosing Tip:
Start low (5–10mg THC) and wait before taking more, especially if you’re new to edibles.

A flavorful and convenient option for those looking for a smoke-free cannabis experience with reliable, enjoyable effects.

Triple Crown’s version of the MTF strain (Matanuska Thunder Fuck) is a sativa-dominant hybrid known for its distinct Alaskan lineage. This variety is often recognized for its unique characteristics and historical background.

Cherry 99 is a flavorful hybrid known for its sweet, fruit-forward profile and smooth, balanced effects. This strain delivers a rich aroma of ripe cherries layered with subtle notes of earth and citrus, making it a standout for terpene lovers.

The buds are typically dense and frosty, showcasing vibrant green hues with hints of purple and bright orange pistils. When broken apart, Cherry 99 releases an even deeper sweetness with a slightly tangy finish.

Effects:
Expect a well-rounded experience—uplifting and mentally stimulating at first, followed by a gentle body relaxation. It’s a versatile option suitable for daytime creativity or winding down without heavy sedation.

Common Uses:

Mood elevation
Stress relief
Light physical relaxation

Flavor Profile:
Sweet cherry • Fruity • Slight citrus • Earthy undertones

Hawaiian Hash Berry is a tropical-leaning hybrid that blends fruity sweetness with a rich, hashy depth. This strain offers a vibrant aroma of ripe berries and citrus layered over earthy, slightly spicy undertones, giving it a complex and inviting scent profile.

The buds are typically chunky and resin-coated, with deep green tones, occasional purple accents, and bright orange hairs. Breaking them apart releases a bold burst of sweet berry mixed with a pungent, hash-like richness.

Effects:
Hawaiian Hash Berry delivers a balanced high—starting with an uplifting, euphoric head buzz that gradually settles into a calm, relaxed body feel. It’s ideal for easing stress while staying mentally engaged.

Common Uses:

Stress and tension relief
Mood enhancement
Mild body relaxation

Flavor Profile:
Sweet berry • Tropical citrus • Earthy • Hashy spice