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A flavorful, top-shelf small-bud (“popcorn”) offering, Banana Zoap blends eye-catching bag appeal with a smooth, balanced hybrid experience. These smaller nugs still pack the same potency and terpene richness as full-sized flowers, making them a great value without sacrificing quality.

Aroma & Flavor:
Expect a sweet, creamy burst of ripe banana layered with subtle citrus and floral soap-like notes. On the exhale, there’s a light candy finish with a hint of earthiness that rounds it out.

Effects:
Banana Zoap leans into a balanced hybrid profile—starting with an uplifting, euphoric head buzz that can boost mood and creativity, followed by a gentle body relaxation that won’t weigh you down. Ideal for daytime or early evening use when you want to stay functional but relaxed.

Triple Crown Blueberry Lemonade Gummies are a tasty, fruit-forward edible option that delivers consistent dosing with a refreshing burst of fresh blueberry flavor with a light twist of sour citrus. These gummies are soft, chewy, and coated with a light sugar finish for an extra touch of sweetness.

Flavor Profile:
Blueberry • Sweet • Slightly tangy

Effects:
Expect a smooth, long-lasting experience compared to flower. Effects typically begin with a gentle mood lift and can build into full-body relaxation over time. Great for unwinding, stress relief, or just kicking back.

Common Uses:

Stress relief
Relaxation
Mood enhancement
Discreet consumption

Onset & Duration:
Edibles can take anywhere from 30–90 minutes to kick in, with effects lasting several hours depending on dosage and tolerance.

Dosing Tip:
Start low (5–10mg THC) and wait before taking more, especially if you’re new to edibles.

A flavorful and convenient option for those looking for a smoke-free cannabis experience with reliable, enjoyable effects.

Triple Crown Mixed Berry Gummies are a tasty, fruit-forward edible option that delivers consistent dosing with a refreshing burst of fresh berry flavor. These gummies are soft, chewy, and coated with a light sugar finish for an extra touch of sweetness.

Flavor Profile:
Mixed berries • Sweet • Slightly tangy

Effects:
Expect a smooth, long-lasting experience compared to flower. Effects typically begin with a gentle mood lift and can build into full-body relaxation over time. Great for unwinding, stress relief, or just kicking back.

Common Uses:

Stress relief
Relaxation
Mood enhancement
Discreet consumption

Onset & Duration:
Edibles can take anywhere from 30–90 minutes to kick in, with effects lasting several hours depending on dosage and tolerance.

Dosing Tip:
Start low (5–10mg THC) and wait before taking more, especially if you’re new to edibles.

A flavorful and convenient option for those looking for a smoke-free cannabis experience with reliable, enjoyable effects.

Velvet Pie in popcorn form delivers premium quality in smaller, budget-friendly buds without losing its rich terpene profile or potency. This hybrid strain is known for its smooth, dessert-like character and balanced effects.

Aroma & Flavor:
A decadent blend of sweet berries, creamy vanilla, and a light gassy undertone. The inhale brings a soft, velvety sweetness, while the exhale finishes with subtle earthy spice and doughy notes.

Effects:
Velvet Pie offers a well-rounded hybrid experience—beginning with a calm, uplifting cerebral buzz that enhances mood, followed by a soothing body relaxation. It’s mellow but not overly sedating, making it suitable for both daytime and evening sessions.

Banana Sherbet (often found as Banana Sherbert) is a well-balanced hybrid strain that crosses Sunset Sherbet with Banana Kush. It is celebrated for its sweet, tropical fruit flavor, creamy exhale, and a fast-acting, well-rounded high.

Mule Fuel is a highly potent, indica-dominant hybrid strain known for its intense gassy, savory flavor profile and heavy sedative effects, often used for deep relaxation or insomnia. It is a cross between GMO Cookies and Lurch.

Strawberry Banana Sherbet (Triple Crown) is a fruity, dessert-style hybrid that hits smoother than it smells—but can creep into a pretty heavy, relaxing high if you’re not careful.

???? Genetics & Type

Indica-dominant hybrid (~70/30)

Cross of Strawberry Banana × Banana Sherbet

Usually high potency (around 22–26% THC) depending on batch

Triple Crown (Wyvern Botanicals) tends to grow dense, terp-heavy flower, so their version usually leans flavorful and fairly strong.

?? Flavor & Smell
This strain is all about that sweet dessert terp profile:

Fresh strawberry + mixed berries

Creamy banana / smoothie vibe

Slight earthy or spicy backend

Overall taste:
?? Strawberry milkshake + banana cream with a light earthy finish

?? Effects (what it actually feels like)
This one comes on in stages:
Early high:

Euphoric, mood boost

Slightly energetic / talkative

Later high:

Warm body relaxation

Heavy, mellow feel if you smoke more

Can turn into couchlock at higher doses

?? It’s a creeper—starts light, then builds into a heavier body buzz.

Lineage: Garlic Grove 55 x The Menthol.

Mafia Funeral is a potent, high-THC hybrid strain often categorized as a Sativa-dominant or balanced hybrid, known for a paradoxical mix of intense euphoria and relaxing physical effects. The high hits quickly with a “high-flying euphoria” that settles into a creative, sociable, and eventually relaxing “velvet hug” for the body. It is often described as a “stoney” but lucid experience.

Section A is a premium hybrid cannabis strain, known for its bright flavor profile and uplifting effects.

Blood Orange 2.0 by Triple Crown is a vibrant, citrus-forward strain that brings a refreshing twist to classic fruity profiles. Known for its bright terpene expression, this cultivar bursts with notes of fresh-squeezed orange, tangy citrus peel, and a subtle sweetness that rounds it out.

The buds are typically dense and eye-catching, featuring lime-green tones with fiery orange pistils and a sparkling coat of trichomes. When broken apart, the aroma intensifies—delivering a zesty, almost candy-like orange scent with light herbal undertones.

Effects:
Blood Orange 2.0 leans uplifting and energizing, offering a clear-headed cerebral buzz that can boost mood, focus, and creativity. It’s a great daytime option for staying productive while enjoying a flavorful smoke.

Common Uses:

Mood elevation
Focus and creativity
Daytime stress relief

Flavor Profile:
Fresh orange • Citrus zest • Sweet • Light herbal

A solid pick for citrus lovers looking for a refreshing, terpene-rich strain with an upbeat, functional high.

RS11 is a top-shelf Indica-dominant hybrid from Ripperz, known for its bold aroma, heavy resin production, and deeply relaxing effects. This strain leans into a darker, more pungent profile—mixing gassy funk with sweet, earthy undertones and a subtle hint of spice.

The buds are dense, sticky, and heavily frosted, often showcasing deep green and purple hues with fiery orange hairs. Breaking them apart releases a loud, diesel-forward nose with a slightly sweet, herbal finish.

Effects:
Mafia Funeral delivers a strong, well-balanced high that starts with a cerebral lift before settling into a deep, calming body relaxation. While it begins functional, higher doses can become sedating—making it a solid evening option.

Common Uses:

Stress and anxiety relief
Relaxation after a long day
Sleep support (in higher doses)

Flavor Profile:
Diesel • Earthy • Sweet herbal • Spicy funk

Triple Crown’s version of the MTF strain (Matanuska Thunder Fuck) is a sativa-dominant hybrid known for its distinct Alaskan lineage. This variety is often recognized for its unique characteristics and historical background.